What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 16:57

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”